I've always been that male who appreciates a female's NATURAL beauty. I have even went to the extent to publicly state (check my Twitter timeline...@JPizzle3) that, I would rather have a girlfriend that did NOT wear make-up on a regular basis. This indeed a bold statement to make, but I felt...and still feel...strongly about the matter. It's all wrong, and extremely deceiving about you...Miss MAC 24/7, "I gotta have my Loreal," and "I got enough for a fashion show in my purse," women out here.
Reality: you're tricking us...and it's not fair. Now, before you start the #JPSlander of the day, I'm not talking to you. Yeah, you. You're, most likely, the one who wears it on occasion and refuses to bury yourself in it. You exfoliate your skin appropriately. You don't puff your face up and take snapshots and only post those on Facebook. As a matter of fact, I sometimes kind of wish YOU would consider throwing some on. Just jokes…
It's the women like this. This one right here. She's drawing. You may recognize her from Desperate Housewives. I recognize her from San Antonio court side. It's Eva Longoria, former wife of All-Star San Antonio point guard, Tony Parker. Drop dead gorgeous right? Negative. She tricked my man. This is the Eva we know. But this is the one Tony knows…
Why would you do this to us?! And that's just an example. The list goes on and on…
Katy Perry…
Nene Leaks…
Diana Ross…
Dawn Richards (See: Danity Kane & Diddy-Dirty Money)…
And the one way at the top of the article? Christina Milian. R.I.P. to your DREAMs about that one…LOL.
There are more to name and show off actually, but I digress.
I swear I'm not hating, but damn...give us a break. I'll be one of the first to admit, we're slow. Slower than your average female for sure. We need all the help and handouts we can get when it comes to courtship, judging, and ranking (you know, "on a scale from 1 to 10...").
My homie Marisa (@theDivineMsRoss), who is a professional makeup artist (See #MakeupbyMarisa), did assure me that it's not all bad though…
When asked about potential long-term effects excessive use could cause, if any, she responded:
So, possibly some of you need to hit her up for routine makeup advice.
Bottom Line: If you haven't been told by your mother, grandmother, girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, or whoever by now: no man wants to be even vaguely associated with an UGG, and no, I'm not referring to the boots & shit. Just like we, males, are aware you want no parts of the guys who let themselves go (routinely) in every way of life. In short, you keep it tight on your end, we'll keep it tight on ours! I think...
Stay Classy.
SCREAM @ ME!!!
So, possibly some of you need to hit her up for routine makeup advice.
Bottom Line: If you haven't been told by your mother, grandmother, girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, or whoever by now: no man wants to be even vaguely associated with an UGG, and no, I'm not referring to the boots & shit. Just like we, males, are aware you want no parts of the guys who let themselves go (routinely) in every way of life. In short, you keep it tight on your end, we'll keep it tight on ours! I think...
Stay Classy.
SCREAM @ ME!!!
