No Glam: "Maybe It Really IS The Maybelline!"

Disclaimer: Ladies, I'm going to lose a few of you with this one. The love is still there though. I promise…



I've always been that male who appreciates a female's NATURAL beauty. I have even went to the extent to publicly state (check my Twitter timeline...@JPizzle3) that, I would rather have a girlfriend that did NOT wear make-up on a regular basis. This indeed a bold statement to make, but I felt...and still feel...strongly about the matter. It's all wrong, and extremely deceiving about you...Miss MAC 24/7, "I gotta have my Loreal," and "I got enough for a fashion show in my purse," women out here.

Reality: you're tricking us...and it's not fair. Now, before you start the #JPSlander of the day, I'm not talking to you. Yeah, you. You're, most likely, the one who wears it on occasion and refuses to bury yourself in it. You exfoliate your skin appropriately. You don't puff your face up and take snapshots and only post those on Facebook. As a matter of fact, I sometimes kind of wish YOU would consider throwing some on. Just jokes…



It's the women like this. This one right here. She's drawing. You may recognize her from Desperate Housewives. I recognize her from San Antonio court side. It's Eva Longoria, former wife of All-Star San Antonio point guard, Tony Parker. Drop dead gorgeous right? Negative. She tricked my man. This is the Eva we know. But this is the one Tony knows…

Why would you do this to us?! And that's just an example. The list goes on and on…

Katy Perry…

Nene Leaks…

Diana Ross…

Dawn Richards (See: Danity Kane & Diddy-Dirty Money)…

And the one way at the top of the article? Christina Milian. R.I.P. to your DREAMs about that one…LOL.

There are more to name and show off actually, but I digress.

I swear I'm not hating, but damn...give us a break. I'll be one of the first to admit, we're slow. Slower than your average female for sure. We need all the help and handouts we can get when it comes to courtship, judging, and ranking (you know, "on a scale from 1 to 10...").

My homie Marisa (@theDivineMsRoss), who is a professional makeup artist (See #MakeupbyMarisa), did assure me that it's not all bad though…

When asked about potential long-term effects excessive use could cause, if any, she responded:



So, possibly some of you need to hit her up for routine makeup advice.

Bottom Line: If you haven't been told by your mother, grandmother, girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, or whoever by now: no man wants to be even vaguely associated with an UGG, and no, I'm not referring to the boots & shit. Just like we, males, are aware you want no parts of the guys who let themselves go (routinely) in every way of life. In short, you keep it tight on your end, we'll keep it tight on ours! I think...

Stay Classy.

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Teen fight breaks out in Center City as cameras roll

Action News was inside a Center City clothing store when a fight broke out between a group of teenagers.

These girls were goin at it! Click the link for video!

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/video?id=8020067

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Delco man stoned to death for sex advances

The suspect claims the 70-year-old victim made sexual advances toward him, so he beat him to death with a rock inside a sock.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/video?id=8020821

#shoutout to ABC 4 the story

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Granger hits big shot to beat Knicks

Bulls defeat the Wizards to take the East's #1 seed

The End Of Black Politics (Directed by Alexander Allen)

I thoroughly support the product of young film maker, Alexander Allen. Watch as he attempts to create visualization for awareness on the decline of black politics and gains insight from young African American ambassadors on the matter.

The End Of Black Politics (short documentary) from Alexander Allen on Vimeo.

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Video: CyHi da Prynce's XXL 2011 Freshmen Class Freestyle

Really look out for Cy...he is lyrically ready.





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What Is with Charlie Sheen’s Public Persona?

He believes he has tiger blood running through his veins. He is winning in life. He has two goddesses that live with him and occasionally babysit his two young twin boys. If you have not heard already, these thoughts are directly associated with Charlie Sheen. Sheen was recently fired from television’s top rated comedy show “Two and Half Men.” The show not only allowed the troubled actor to regain his status in Hollywood but it also permitted him to be the highest paid actor on television. Sheen and CBS are currently in a dispute on whether the network had a reasonable argument for letting him go. Every media outlet in the past couple of weeks has featured stories focusing on Sheen and his frequent erratic behavior. Sheen himself has allowed the media into his home to see what takes place behind closed doors. He appears to have lost weight. He tends to ramble incoherently and stated that he cured his battle with drug use and alcohol with the power from his own mind. It seems the more bizarre Charlie Sheen behaves, the more the public takes notice and wants to see more. It has been reported that the unemployed actor has booked appearances across country to discuss his newly found theories and ideologies. Many of these appearances have already sold out. What is apparent is that Sheen has gone through a severe transition in the last couple of weeks and should the public be partly to blame for encouraging his continued popularity? Has Sheen gone from being famous to being infamous? He has always been known for being a bad boy but should not his struggle with addiction be the main focus than his silly antics?

Life Imitating Art: The Wire Actress Arrested

Felicia “Snoop” Pearson of the HBO hit series “The Wire” was arrested on March 10th along with 63 other individuals in connection with a major drug operation. Pearson who claims to be innocent rose to fame as a “no-nonsense” drug dealer on the show but it seems she cannot separate the role she played to who she is in reality. The recent offense is not the actress’ first tangle with the law. At the age of 14, Pearson was charged with second-degree murder and served time for the crime. Should actors and actresses who have had troubled pasts play roles which mirror situations that they experienced in their own lives? Could their past history serve as a source for them to draw inspiration from or does it hinder them from improving their lives onscreen as well as off?

Video: XXL's 2011 Freshman Class Cypher Part 1 of 3

XXL Magazine really stepped this year's Freshman Class promo all the way up.

Reminiscent of a BET Hip-Hop award show cypher segment, they've thrown together their own. the first of a three part project includes Freshmen YG, Mack Miller, Diggy Simmons, and Lil Twist.

It would've been Pretty Damn Dope to see the likes of Wiz, Wale, Asher Rother, J. Cole, B.o.B., Charles Hamilton, Ace Hood, Curren$y, Cory Gunz, Mickey Fatz, Nipsey Hustle, and Big Sean...but, Big Ups to the 2011 class though.

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