Friday, October 8, 2010

Beyonce's Letter: Taylor Made

I was searching through my email and came across this...

Dear Taylor Swift,

You owe Kanye West.

If a highly regarded scientist could figure out how to "bag & tag" someone's LIFE (from a certain point), you should be one of the first guinea pigs in the lab. Bag up your entertainment career from September 13, 2009 to whenever the date is that you plan to retire. Tag it "To: G.O.O.D. Music Executive Director." And mail that shit to wherever you think he calls home. Don't forget to attach the bank routing & account numbers where those due royalties will be deposited.

Kanye's actions that night were ridiculous, I'm not about to make any excuses for a grown man. He's extremely passionate about everything he does, that can be dangerous at times. But, keep it 100 with yourself, your fans and everybody else. Your professional career has now seen more light than it would have ever seen...EVER. If it wasn't for that "incident," you wouldn't occupy as much space on THIS site, let alone major sites, television, and radio.

Then, for you to portray a character that is hurt and upset?! Record and release a Kanye diss on the year the same award show? The nerve of you Miss Swift! That OR, one thing is definite, your publicist deserves one HELL of an increase. The capitalization on that was impeccable.

It doesn't matter though, I guess. Time heals all. And people will one day forget about that day, Ye invaded your bullshit acceptance speech. That's the day you should dread, because when we forget about that, we'll forget about you too. My advice is, do something completely off the wall...if you're drawing a blank right now, tell your people to hit Soulja Boy's people, I know they have some ideas. Next, call Kanye and find out if he was serious about that song he wants to do with/for you. If so, you're in luck. If not, you're in luck...because you could blow that rejection up just like you're doing now. It's a winning formula Taylor! I look forward to hearing about you...

Warm Regards,

Beyonce Knowles

...And then I woke up. That would've been dope right?! LoL.

Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

Cars We Can't Afford

"How yo' chick gon' feel in that, when you two pull up next to this?"
-T.I. Maybach Music 3 (Rick Ross, Teflon Don)

The Paris Auto Show is going to shut it down this year. It will display a variety of vehicles that will make you reconsider your career path. Imagine this: an ultra-lightweight Lambo, a Jaguar powered by micro-turbine technology, or an Audi that looks ready to go rallying? #BigUps to Yahoo! Autos for the cover...

Jaguar C-X75

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

BMW 6 Series Concept


New Gap Logo.

Which do you prefer? Old or New?


For The 'Twilight' Fans

Mackenzie Foy

So, I'm not a big 'Twilight' fan, but my girlfriend like this excites her. Series' author, Stephenie Meyer confirmed late Wednesday evening, 9-year old Mckenzie Foy will portray Renesmee, daughter of Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) in upcoming segment 'Breaking Dawn.' The two-part release is set to hit theaters first on November 18, 2011, and part 2, on November 16, 2012.


Verizon's iPhone...Yeah Verizon

Apple engineers are in the lab right now working on an iPhone exclusively designed for Verizon Wireless Co. set to be released early 2011. Sorry AT&T, this means your "lock" on the phone is no longer an issue...and Google, well, Rest In Peace to the competition. Read the WSJ article HERE.